I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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