big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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