Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
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