yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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