i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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