I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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