At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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