I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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