I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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