well you can't waste a boner
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
My feet surprised me
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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