you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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