"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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