I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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