I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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