he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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