Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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