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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
And then he peed in my hair
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