i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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