My Higher Power is John Stamos
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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