I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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