I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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