my room smells like sperm. sweet.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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