Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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