Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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