I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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