dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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