Quick, to the slutcave!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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