where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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