the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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