quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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