Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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