How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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