Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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