I look better un-naked...
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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