fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
