Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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