yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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