She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
