yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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