shes about as inviting as chlamydia
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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