Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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