There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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