You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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