There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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