so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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