apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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