Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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