I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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