Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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