Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
