Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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