ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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