i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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