She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you would pick up someone in the library
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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