Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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