So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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