Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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