I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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