literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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