toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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