So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
